Yes, the funniest prison book on the planet is about to drop! Full of useful random $#*! that will change your life:

  • Prison Life Hacks! 
  • Prison Slang!
  • Prison Food Recipes!
  • Prison Workouts!
  • And, More! 

Full Chapter List

My Prison Kite

Inmate #106910 Confession

1. Prison Slang
2. Prison Life
3. Prison Tattoos

4. Prison Life Hacks

5. Prison Food Recipes

6. Prison Workouts

7. Will You Survive Prison?

8. Parole Board

Perez Hilton - Comedy Expert

Perez Hilton is an American blogger, columnist, and television personality. His blog, is known for posts covering gossip items about celebrities. He is also known for posting tabloid photographs over which he has added his own captions or "doodles".

Bam Margera - MTV's Original Jackass

Brandon Cole "Bam" Margera is an American professional skateboarder, stunt performer, filmmaker, musician, and television personality. He came to prominence after appearing as a main cast member in MTV's Jackass. He has since appeared on MTV's Viva La Bam and Bam's Unholy Union, all three Jackass movies, and Haggard: The Movie and Minghags: The Movie, both of which he co-wrote and directed.

Tyler Lockett - Wide Receiver, Seattle Seahawks - NFL

Tyler Deron Lockett is an American football wide receiver and return specialist for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Seahawks in the third round of the 2015 NFL Draft. He played college football at Kansas State.

Vic Mensa - Rapper & Activist

Vic Mensa, is an American rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer from Chicago, Illinois. He is currently signed to Roc Nation. Mensa was a member of the group Kids These Days, which broke up in May 2013, after which he released his debut solo mixtape Innanetape. He's an activist and philanthropist.

Kristen Ledlow - NBA TV Host

Kristen Melissa Ledlow is an American sports anchor. She currently works for NBA TV as the host of NBA Inside Stuff She has also served as a sports anchor for HLN and CNN.

I wrote this book so you could stop watching all those reruns of Orange is the New Black and Lockup Raw.

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